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posted: 1 day ago

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza)

posted: 2 days ago

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

posted: 2 days ago
posted: 2 days ago
polarbearsuzette:

 

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

posted: 3 days ago
posted: 3 days ago